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http://spaceshipexcellent.com This translation of the third and final Presidential Debate was discovered on the same frequency as the regularly scheduled Spaceship Excellent transmissions.

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MCCAIN:
My friend, Joe the plumber, you've got John on your team,
I'll help you buy your business, the American dream.
Obama's got nada to help you with taxes,
With him you'll owe more, cuz you're high in his bracket.
OBAMA:
Joe, I've got tax cuts for you in your past,
My focus, you know this, is on middle class.
Those with 40k won't pay, that's a disgrace.
Even Fox knew that's not the case.
MCCAIN:
With me, we'll make houses secure in this land,
With mortgages purchased 100 mill planned.
I'll balance the budget, when I'm in the house
with a hatchet AND scalpel, to cut out all doubts.
OBAMA:
John, what is wrong is your cold spending freeze,
And Exxon valdez, cuts for those companies.
I'll go line for line through the budget indeed,
And cut it, while we learn to live in our means.
MCCAIN:
My friends, I know how to save billions in cash,
I stand for reform, I don't stand for the past.
You won't take a stand, when shove comes to push
You're 4 years too late to fight president bush.
OBAMA:
Of this I'm positive, your campaign's negative,
it explains more about you than the ways I choose to live,
Attack all you want, I'll afford all you call at me.
America can't afford 4 more years of poor policies.
MCCAIN:
You've spent more money on negative ads
Than all the combined campaigns of the past.
I tried to talk open with you in town halls,
First you nodded your head, but you never did call...
OBAMA:
The facts remain, ask your running mate, shall we?
People shouting "terrorist" and "kill him" at her rallies.
Joe Biden is one of the finest public servants.
Working for the middle class, honest and deserving.
MCCAIN:
Joe had that cockamamie plan in Iraq,
to split up three countries, that's out of whack.
But Americans know about Sarah Palin,
Reformer and role model to all Women.
OBAMA:
Back to the issue of energy here,
We can gain independence in near 10 years.
But we can't drill our way out, look at the facts
We've got 5%, but we use five times that.
MCCAIN:
Nuclear's the new clear solution, you'll see
That and free trade for our e-conomy
Colombian trade, you know that we hafta,
You can't unilaterally renegotiate nafta!
OBAMA:
Free trade is good, so long as it's fair,
What's bad is the plan that you call for health care.
20 million citizens losing their coverage,
Compare that to getting same care as your governor.
MCCAIN:
My plan allows people to choose their own aide.
And no, I don't support Roe vs. Wade.
Those who are pro-life see the solution.
I choose for adherence to the constitution.
OBAMA:
Education remains the key to our economy
Credits for our college students serving their communities,
No child behind had the money left behind,
It's going to cost cash to invest in their minds.
MCCAIN:
Spending more money is not the solution.
We need new direction, and new execution.
I spent my whole life putting my country first.
Let me serve you, and you'll see the re-birth.
OBAMA:
As your president, I will us all of my ability
To renew a spirit of sacrifice and responsibility,
And to build strength in our middle class again,
I will work tirelessly every day for you children.
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